A Smart Ass Kid

Diding A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28)
was having trouble with one of her students the
teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?" Boy.
answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My
sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than
she is! I think I should be in the third-grade
too!" Ms Neelam had enough.

She took Boy. to the principal's office. While
Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy
a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-gradeand
behave.She agreed. Boy. was brought in and the
conditions were explained to him and he agreed to
take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Boy.:
"9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Boy.: "36". And
so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade should know.

The principal looks at Ms Neelam and
tells her, "I
think Boy. can go to the third-grade." Ms Neelam
says to the principal, "I have some of my own
questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy.
both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that
I have only two of?

Boy., after a moment "Legs."

Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have
but I do not have?"

Boy.: "Pockets."

Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T,
is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin
whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes
out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open
really wide and before he could stop the answer,

Boy. was taking charge. Boy.: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three leg s?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the answer...

Boy.: Shake hands

Ms
Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?

Boy.: Yep. Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside
me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before
you do.

Boy.: Tent

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're bored. The best man always has me
first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit
tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not
well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow

Ms Neelam: What wordstar ts with a 'F' and ends in
'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Firetruck

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in
'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork

Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of
it's longer
on some men than on others, the pope
doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?

Boy.: SURNAME

Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but
has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is
responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.



The principal breathed a sigh of
relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy. to
College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"


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