Thursday, September 9, 2010

WELL GUYS, Just Wanna Say Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri


kesedihan timbul akan akhirnya bulan ramadhan, tetapi janganlah putus doa dan ibadat kita ini, kerana sesungguhnya dengan doa dan usaha yang dibuat, insyaAllah Allah akan memakbulkan doa kita. 


tiba sudah hari raya ini, bersama-samalah kita memeriahkan dengan semua orang, miskin atau kaya, dan sambutlah dengan senyuman dan janganlah lupa akan ibadat.


Selamat Hari Raya, Maaf Zahir dan Batin

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Optical Illusion! Rugged!



Guide to a Better Life :)


POINTS ON HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE 

Personality:

1. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
2. Don't have negative thoughts of things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment 
3. Don't over do; keep your limits 
4. Don't take yourself so seriously; no one else does 
5. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip 
6. Dream more while you are awake 
7. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
8. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner of his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
10. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present 
11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you 
12. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. 
Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
13. Smile and laugh more
14. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Community:

15. Call your family often
16. Each day give something good to others 
17. Forgive everyone for everything 
18. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6 
19. Try to make at least three people smile each day 
20. What other people think of you is none of your business 
21. Your job will not take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

22. Put ALLAH first in anything and everything that you think, say and do. 
23. ALLAH heals everything 
24. Do the right things 
25. However good or bad a situation is, it will change 
26. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up 
27. The best is yet to come 
28. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful 
29. When you awake alive in the morning, thank ALLAH for it 
30. If you know ALLAH you will always be happy. So, be happy. 

While you practice all of the above, share this knowledge with the people you love, people you school with, 
people you play with, people you work with and people you live with.

Not only will it enrich YOUR life, but also that of those around you.
." 

Kelebihan Selawat

Firman Allah:
Tafsirnya: Sesungguhnya Allah dan para malaikatnya berselawat ke atas Nabi Muhammad. Wahai org2 beriman hendaklah kamu semua mengucapkan selawat dan salam kepada baginda.(Surah Al-Ahzab)

Sabda Nabi s.a.w:
Sesiapa yg berselawat keatas Nabi s.a.w sekali; Maka Allah akan berselawat kepadanya seratus kali.(Hr Muslim)

Rasul s.a.w:
Orang yg lebih baik disisiku di hari kiamat adalah org yg paling banyak selawatnya kepadaku.(Hr Tirmizi)

Sabda Nabi s.a.w:
Hinalah orang yang tidak berselawat kepadaku ketika namuku disebut disisinya.(Hr Tirmizi)

Rasulullah s.a.w bersabda:
Hari yang terbaik bagi kamu adalah hari jumaat; jadi perbanyakkan selawat pada hari tersebut.

Maka sesungguhnya selawat yg kamu ucapkan akan dibentangkan kepadaku. Para sahabat bertanya "Bagaimana pula selawat kami dibentangkan kepadamu sedangkan tubuhmu sudah hancur." Beliau bersabda "Sesungguhnya bumi tidak makan jasad anbiya"(Hr Abu Daud)

Monday, September 6, 2010

A Smart Ass Kid

Diding A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28)
was having trouble with one of her students the
teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?" Boy.
answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My
sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than
she is! I think I should be in the third-grade
too!" Ms Neelam had enough.

She took Boy. to the principal's office. While
Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy
a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-gradeand
behave.She agreed. Boy. was brought in and the
conditions were explained to him and he agreed to
take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Boy.:
"9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Boy.: "36". And
so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade should know.

The principal looks at Ms Neelam and
tells her, "I
think Boy. can go to the third-grade." Ms Neelam
says to the principal, "I have some of my own
questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy.
both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that
I have only two of?

Boy., after a moment "Legs."

Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have
but I do not have?"

Boy.: "Pockets."

Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T,
is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin
whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes
out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open
really wide and before he could stop the answer,

Boy. was taking charge. Boy.: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three leg s?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the answer...

Boy.: Shake hands

Ms
Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?

Boy.: Yep. Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside
me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before
you do.

Boy.: Tent

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're bored. The best man always has me
first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit
tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not
well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow

Ms Neelam: What wordstar ts with a 'F' and ends in
'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Firetruck

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in
'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork

Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of
it's longer
on some men than on others, the pope
doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?

Boy.: SURNAME

Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but
has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is
responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.



The principal breathed a sigh of
relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy. to
College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"


enjoy and thanks for reading! from Admin

AIM HIGHER!!



Jump higher! just like the dogs. the fence are considered as obstacles in life. and you are the dogs. the only way for an independent life, is to aim higher, overthrow the obstacle and enjoy life. :)

Stay Out Of Trouble


Please! people nowadays are so curious, they end up getting in trouble.. you will suffer the same fate as this horse. :p hahaha. by chance, we should all be careful and stay out of trouble, because troubles are problems.

Bored??



some photos of flies! this is what happens when you're bored at work! hahhaah

Stupid Dead Duck


Your Duck is Dead--

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she
laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He
returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few
minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

An Eye in The Sky




An Eye in The Sky! taken by NASA.

This kind of event occurs only once in 3000 years! :)

One Of God's most greatest creation, a snake with 5 heads...

In Mythology, snakes with extra heads are usually known as the Hydra.

Hydra is an ancient Greek mythical beast that was mentioned in the tale of the twelve labours of Hercules (also called Heracles). The hydra has 9 heads, the number of head varies from different versions of the legend, however, more accounts agree on nine. It was said that the middle one was immortal and it has very poisonous venom and breath.

If the heads are cut off, the heads would grow back. One head cut-off would result to two heads growing back in its place.

The Hydra was believed to have lived in the Lernean marsh which is located near Argolis, the region around Argos, Greece.

The serpent-woman Echinda and the hundred headed Typhon are Hydra’s parents. His siblings include the Nemean lion, Cerberus, Chimer and Ladon.

The Hydra guards the entrance to the Underworld and from the murky swamps of the Lake of Lerna the monstrous serpent would rise and terrorize the city. The Hydra was finally killed by Hercules during his second labor. 

I'm Hungry


LOOK AT THIS! One Of the Most Biggest Burger I've ever seen with God Knows whats inside it!

Eggscelent!


a guy made this masterpiece shown.. :) Sneeze once, it'll be scramble egg!

Largest flower in the world; born in Estado Veracruz , México






Río  Blanco ,   Veracruz .   Something unusual happened in this town in the high mountans  in the center zone of the State of Veracruz  with   the apparition of the plant listed as the largest flower of  the planet.

Amorphophallus titanum,  also called cadaverous flower has the pecularity of blooming  only during three days every 40 years, a privilege that Mother  Nature bestowed on this town in Veracruz  .
  

chickens found around the world



one of the most beautiful extraordinary chickens found in the world

HEY! The Last One Looks Like ME!! XD

Sunday, September 5, 2010

A Physics Story

-Wanted-

A reward is offered for information leading to the arrest of Eddy Current, charged with assault and battery on a teenage coil named Milli Amp. He is also wanted in connection with the parallel theft of valuable joules from a bank volt.

Milli Amp tried to run but met series resistance and was overpowered. Later she was found by her friend Dinah Mo. After the couple had had a torque for a moment, Dinah said, "She almost diode but conducted herself well". Milli said, "Anode I would survive but it still hertz. It's enough to make a maltese cross".

Police say that the unrectified criminal escaped from a dry cell where he had been clamped in ions. First he had fused the electrolytes and then squeezed through a grid system. He was almost run to Earth in a magnetic field by a line of force, but he has been missing since Faraday.

Watt seems most likely is that he stole an a.c. motor. He may decide to switch it for a megacycle and return ohm by a short circuit.

20 things girls wants guys to know

1. We love when you cuddle with us.
2. A kiss on the cheek is a definite yes.
3. We want you to put your arms around us at the movies.
4. We don't care if you are the strongest guy in the world.
5. Size doesn't matter so don't tell us.
6. We don't always look our best so get over it.
7. We shouldn't have to plan everything.
8. We're always ready to talk so call us.
9. We're not perfect so deal with it.
10. We love surprises.
11. The little things you do mean the most.
12. We're not always girly girls.
13. We can like boys stuff too.
14. Cursing and fighting don't impress us (highly rated!)
15. Don't be mean to us to get our attention.
16. Don't tell us who is hot because we don't care.
17. We can tell when your not listening so listen up.
18. When we say we are cold that's our invitation to come closer.
19. Hugs mean more sometimes.
20. We need your advice sometimes so don't be afraid to give it to us.

Give Thanks To ALLAH

1. Allah won't ask what kind of car you drove, He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation.

2. Allah won't ask the square feet of your house, He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.

3. Allah won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet, He'll ask how many you helped to clothe.

4. Allah won't ask what your highest salary was, He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.

5. Allah won't ask what your job title was, He'll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability.

6. Allah won't ask how many friends you had, He'll ask how many people to whom you were a friend to them.

7. Allah won't ask in what neighborhood you lived, He'll ask how you treated your neighbors.

8. Allah won't ask about the color of your skin, He'll ask about the content of your character.

9. Allah won't ask why it took you so long to seek salvation, He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to gates of Hell.

10. Allah won't ask how many people you forwarded this to, He'll ask if you were ashamed to pass it on to your friends.

Happy moments, praise Allah.
Difficult moments, seek Allah.
Quiet moments, worship Allah.
Painful moments, trust Allah.
Every moment, thank Allah.

FriendShip

The most selfish one letter, 'I' -avoid it. 

Most satisfactory two letters, 'WE' -use it. 

Most poisonous three letters, 'EGO' -kill it. 

Most used four letters, 'LOVE' -value it. 

Most pleasing five letters, 'SMILE' -keep it. 

Fastest spreading six letters, 'RUMOUR' -ignore it. 

Hardworking seven letters, 'SUCCESS' -achieve it. 

Most enviable eight letters, 'JEALOUSY' -distance it. 

Most powerful nine letters, 'KNOWLEDGE' -acquire it. 

*Most divine ten letters, 'FRIENDSHIP' -maintain it. 


*Friendship... persahabatan inilah yang patut kita kekalkan sampai bila-bila. :) 

Sahabat sejati... seseorang yang selalu hadir semasa kita sedih dan kesepian. Selalu bersama saat duka lara... memahami dan boleh menghiburkan. Tak pandang kaya atau miskin. Seseorang yang membantu kita bangun tatkala kita jatuh. Sama-sama menitiskan air mata bahagia semasa kita senang.. jadi teman yang menghibur semasa kita tak punya sesiapa untuk bersandar. :D

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Do you love me?? - by Patricia Gallant :)

"Do you love me?"
"Yes I do."
"Why do you love me?"
"Because you are you."

"But why, I ask.
What do you see?"
"I see love in those eyes
staring back at me.

"Love for our children,
family and friends.
Love for our God
That has no end.

"I see your caring,
laughter and compassion,
Intelligence and humour,
Strength and ambition.

"Your beauty within
And your beauty outside.
Your sparkling eyes,
Your smile and your pride."

"If you stop loving me..."
"That will never be so."
"Do you believe that?"
"I believe it, I know."

"So when you are angry..."
"I will still love you."
"And when I am sick..."
"I'll take care of you."

"How do you love me?"
"With all of my heart."
"Always and forever?"
"'Til death do us part."